Tuesday, April 10, 2012




I have taken it upon myself to verify the very disturbing statement on the poster.

Sadly it is true.  There also appears to be a number of other actions that will have the same tragic results.  I have researched the whole World Wide Web for the sake of cute furry creatures everywhere (Cue sad Sarah McLachlan music in the background). 

Those actions are:

-Cooking a steak past medium.

-Squatting above parallel.

-Talking on your mobile while driving.

-Men over the age of 25 wearing skinny jeans.

-Any man of any age wearing skinny jeans.

 -The Olive Garden.  Not eating there or even the idiotic commercials; just the existence of such place is enough.

-Drinking Lite Beer. Not because of the gluten just cause it taste like feet.


14 comments:

  1. Still eating clean, no WOD today. I'm cooking a deer meatloaf for tomorrow nights supper. I'm using shreaded carrots as a binder and adding lots of fresh veggies, onions, peppers, and crused tomatos and lots of herbs. Hope it's yummy! It smells awesome! See you in the morning 0530 peeps! :-) PS I lost 6 pounds so far! and Mike has lost 10!

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  2. food is still clean -no wod today
    Pam

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  3. That Sounds Good Jennifer!!! Wod this a.m., Ate good today, had no sanity item's and no fruit.

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  4. Food & water ok. Rest day. No news

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  5. Ate good today, did have sanity item rice with dinner (crablegs & salad). Ate a square of dark chocolate today too! No wod today...

    Christi

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  6. Ate clean today, first sanity item – creamer in the coffee… No CF WOD, but swam at the YMCA for 30min without resting.

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  7. Good paleo day! Cream in coffee & a greek yogurt. Hoping to be back in time to work out tomorrow :)
    Carrie

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  8. Took a rest day today, my allergies really got the best of me. Thank goodness I made so much soup last night it made today easy. Other than that great day still paleo. Beast bars make staying paleo alot easier, so if you haven't tried them you should there the bees knees.

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  9. Ate well today. Got to work out with the special guest tonight. :) Still sleeping like crap! Hopefully tonight will be better.

    Melissa

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  10. Ate really well and got the wod in at 5:30. That was a rough one! Doing better on water now that I am back to my normal routine.

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  11. Ran this morning and ate fine. I made my own almond butter on Monday night, though, and have eating almost all of it!

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  12. Keep falling asleep before posting....wod, water and clean eating: check. No sanity chocolate for a while...feeling good still, no cravings but allergies still rough.

    Dana

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  13. Stayed on track with food. No workout again. :( Spending all my free time studying.

    Casey stayed on track with food too (or so he tells me)and did the workout. He has not been happy the results of his workouts lately and thinks he is in need of extra cardio conditioning.

    Anyone up for joining him for some tire sprints soon?

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    1. When my heel is better I will sprint with him. I think he had a come to Jesus after doing today's WOD.

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